Asshole From Texas

I’m an asshole from Texas, I drive a pickup with oversized tires.

I throw lit cigarette butts out the window.

Don’t care if I start fires.

I’m an asshole from Texas, get 6 miles to the gallon in my pickup.

Then I complain gas prices are a stickup.

I’m an asshole from Texas, where speed limits are suggestions.

Get out of my way, my truck belongs here without any questions.

I’m an asshole from Texas, the place with drive through liquor stores.

I drink and I drive and I speed with rancor.

I’m an asshole from Texas, I own dozens of guns.

I think I’m a cowboy but really I’m just dumb.

I’m an asshole from Texas, I’m privileged and white.

So take your browns asses and get out of sight.

I’m an asshole from Texas, privileged and white.

Black people don’t belong here, we prove it with might.

Get out of my way, get yourselves to high ground.

I’m an asshole from Texas, and I’m always around.